February 2012
FACT: Yes, I'm a lesbian. Yes, I'm sure I like...
Me: Mom, admit it!
Mom: Admit what?
Me: That you or dad had an affair!
Mom: WHAT?
Me: Yeah... you or dad had an affair with a greek/roman god or goddess, or I'm adopted. Is the only explanation.
Mom: explanation of what!?
Me: That I'm a demigod
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: I'm gonna call a psychologist.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
– Dorothy Parker (via lastdaysofmagic)
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Whats the point of having an ask box if the only...
FACT: I love my girlfriend